Vibrator Mishap

Many of the stories I post here are awkward, embarrassing, or downright humiliating, so it doesn’t come as a huge surprise to me that my first giveaway is more of the same.  Humiliating.

Not the product itself of course, but the fact that I manage to leave it lying around for someone to see. (Don’t worry – I’m not giving away this particular vibrator.  See my next post for the actual giveaway.)

So I am in the shower and suddenly I realize that my water has turned brown! I quickly turn off the shower and go try the other faucets.  They too are pouring out brown water.

I call the city water department and the lady there tells me that it’s probably just due to some routine maintenance, but since I have a baby she’ll be sending someone out straight away to make sure it’s nothing more.

In the meantime, a parcel arrives.   It is my new vibrator sent to me by EdenFantasys to, um, review?

It’s called the Flutter and it’s quite pretty as far as vibrators are concerned.  I take it out of the packaging and examine it.  It’s purple with a cute little butterfly on the end.  This is the first real life sex toy I’ve ever seen so I am a bit enthralled – turning it on and off and wiggling it around.

Suddenly the phone rings.  I set the vibrator down on the kitchen table and forget all about it.

Two hours later the water guy is here.  He asks me to show him to the kitchen so he can check the water.  This is right about the time when I remember the vibrator. 

I want to die.

Water Guy checks my water and tells me all the things I should do to make sure I don’t drink bad water, but I don’t hear a word that he is saying because I am too concerned with the huge dildo sitting on the kitchen table.  I’m sure he thinks I’m some crazy sex lady with a million vibrators  - so many that I manage to leave them lying around when strangers come over.

Water Guy remains very professional throughout the whole ordeal and after about a half an hour standing next to my vibrator, he finally leaves.

I quickly package up the vibrator and shove it in the closet before anyone else can stop by.

Namaste,